Although a few people have voted, mostly people have been giving new nickname ideas that we haven't considered yet. For instance, my principal (yep...) suggested "War Horse" since a coworker introduced me to a student as Mrs. Swarhorse recently. Zach came up with Nora NyQuil- "She'll put you to sleep"...but without that little addition to the nickname it sounds like I have an OTC prescription drug problem. My college roommate also suggested "The Rage." I don't know what that says about our time living together, but it could actually be fitting :) Or, something like "The Wrath of..." Nora Swartwout. Basically all saying I can get mean.
Anyways, of all the new entries, Jess has come up with maybe the most applicable. Since we've been spending so much time together she's discovered my little secret. I am a Never Nude.